А вот это действительно смешно.

Share your geolocation
Look, buddy. There’s no real reason why we need this. We just want the permission.

GDPR compliance notice
There’s this new European law, that attempts to protect your private data. We have to ask for your permission to abuse your data. But to be honest, we don’t care. We will take your data anyway and sell it to everybody. And if somebody finds out, we will say we were hacked by Russians. Or we will blame it on the intern.

Subscribe to our great newsletter
We promise we will deliver only quality content to your inbox. We hate spam as much as you, so we will limit sponsored messages only to three every day. That’s our promise!

Allow desktop notifications
Look, buddy. There’s no real reason why we need this. We just want the permission.

Word from our sponsor
Go to sponsor website!

Like us on Facebook!
Since this is your first time on our website and we are pretty sure you’re not coming back, we would like to ask you to at least like us on Facebook. Giving us like on Facebook is FREE and simple. Just click on button below.

Disable AdBlock
Hey. We have detected that you are blocking ads. We hate advertising as much as you. Maybe even more. But displaying ads to you pays our bills. So please, consider whitelisting our site, so that we can show you lots of fantastic full-page autoplay video ads with sound. Mmmkay? Thanks!

We use cookies
Everybody uses cookies. Nobody cares. But we have to ask for your permission anyway. So click “allow”. Or don’t. We don’t care. We’ll use cookies anyway.

Before you go…
We would like to do last attempt to keep your attention. Yeah, we know. There’s nothing of value on our website. No interesting content, just copy/pasted crap from somewhere else. But we need to keep you here as long as posible, so that we can show you some more ads.

So please, stay with us.