27 brilliant words you should start using

Masturdating
(n) going out alone to a movie or restaurant.

Eglaf
(n) a word that has no meaning; can be used in place of any other word.

Askhole
(n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions.

Errorist
(n) someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong.

Bedgasm
(n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.

Cellfish
(n) an individual who continuous to talk on their phone, so as to be rude or inconsiderate to other people.

Dudevorce
(n) when two bros officially end their relashionship.

Internest
(n) the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gathered around yourself whilst spending a long time on the internet.

Textpectation
(n) the anticipation felt when waiting for the response to the text.

Nonversation
(n) a completely worthless conversation, small talk.

Chairdrobe
(n) piling clothes on the chair in place of the closet or dresser; see also floordrobe.

Chiptease
(n) when you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full but it turns out it’s just air.

Unlightening
(v) learning something that makes you dumber.

Hiberdating
(n) when a person ignores their friends in favor of the girlfriend/boyfriend.

Destinesia
(n) when you get to where you were going, but forget why you were going there in the first place.

Columbusing
(n) when white people claim to have discovered something that have been around for ages.

Juggersnot
(n) a huge impending sneeze you can’t prevent.

Youniverse
(n) used to indicate that the person has knowledge only of him/herself; they universe consists only of them.

Carcolepsy
(n) a condition where a passenger falls a sleep as soon as the car starts moving.

Ambitchous
(adj) striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Unkeyboardinated
(adj) when you are unable to type without repeatedly making mistake.

Afterclap
(n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stoped.

Beerboarding
(n) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk.

Nerdjacking
(n) filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one’s passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson.

Doppelbanger
(n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone thet looks identical to them but is not related.

Epiphanot
(n) an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect.

Nomnnym
(n) a food that tasted like another food.